LAST ONE TO TAKE THEIR HANDS OFF THE JOB APPLICATION GETS A CO-OP
Following last week's shocking revelation that President Aoun intends to abandon his role at the university to become a Youtuber, he has now announced a…
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Northeastern Declares Co-ops “Too Easy to Get,” Announces Plans to Limit Students to 3 Applications Per Co-op Cycle.
In today’s positively thriving job market, many students have found themselves simply dumbfounded by the ease with which they can get a high-earning co-op related…
Devastated Northeastern Student Receives Brutal Rejection on Valentine’s Day
Local Northeastern student May Den-Leth came crying to Trusky Husky reporters earlier today following an absolutely savage rejection. “I was genuinely looking forward to staying…
Want a Job in the Military Industrial Complex? Moralists HATE This ONE Simple Trick!
The recent post-grad job market has been rather difficult for many, pushing many engineering students to work at the place they all secretly knew they…
Khoury Students Fight to the Death Over Last Remaining CS Co-op
As the computer science market continues to remain extremely competitive, Khoury students have been pushed to new extremes to secure their co-ops. In a dramatic…
LinkedIn to Introduce New Webcam Surveillance Feature
In a recent stockholder meeting, LinkedIn CEO Chad McBusiness announced a new feature exclusive for LinkedIn Premium users. In a partnership with the National Security…
Northeastern to Partner with McDonalds, Announces McCo-ops
In the face of more difficult employment prospects and increasingly competitive co-ops, Northeastern University has announced a most ingenious remedy to the situation. Many students…