Aoun Advocates for AI Use in Shocking Continuation of Existing Policy
In a bold, shocking, absolutely unprecedented, unexpected, and startling new move, President Aoun suggested that, “It’s time to…[envision] a curriculum for the AI age” in…
Month: March 2026
NUin Students Voted Easiest Scapegoat for 19th Year in a Row
NUin students have consistently been the easiest scapegoats for all campus problems, and our TrustyPolling shows that this year has seen record levels of hatred…
BREAKING: 5 Northeastern Students Injured After Assuming ‘Severe Lizard Warning’ Was A Typo
LIVE UPDATE: NUPD FORCED INTO RETREAT BY SEVERE LIZARD, NATIONAL GUARD TO TAKE OVER OPERATIONS. BREAKING: A Severe Lizard has already injured 5 Northeastern students…