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Northeastern to Redirect Stetson East and West Water Supply to New AI Makerspace
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Northeastern to Redirect Stetson East and West Water Supply to New AI Makerspace

In a move lauded as “paradigm shifting” by AI enthusiasts on campus, President Aoun has ordered facilities staff to redirect Stetson East and Stetson West’s…

Trusty Husky Editors September 24, 2026September 24, 2026
LAST ONE TO TAKE THEIR HANDS OFF THE JOB APPLICATION GETS A CO-OP
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LAST ONE TO TAKE THEIR HANDS OFF THE JOB APPLICATION GETS A CO-OP

Following last week's shocking revelation that President Aoun intends to abandon his role at the university to become a Youtuber, he has now announced a…

Trusty Husky Editors September 16, 2026September 16, 2026
Northeastern Announces Plan to Demolish Matthews Arena Again
Campus Happenings

Northeastern Announces Plan to Demolish Matthews Arena Again

Amid federal funding uncertainty and rising operating costs, Northeastern has been forced to face some very difficult financial decisions in the past few years. Perhaps…

Trusty Husky Editors September 2, 2026September 2, 2026

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  • Human Centipede Bypasses Ruggles Turnstile
  • Sewer Vent Issued Warning on Smoking by OSCCR
  • Northeastern to Redirect Stetson East and West Water Supply to New AI Makerspace
  • LAST ONE TO TAKE THEIR HANDS OFF THE JOB APPLICATION GETS A CO-OP
  • Northeastern Announces Plan to Demolish Matthews Arena Again

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