Sure! Here’s a sample article that your student organization could use, emphasizing a commitment to not using AI.
Today, we live in a time filled with AI slop articles. It can be hard to tell the difference between what is real and what isn’t. That is why we here at [Organization Name] are proud to announce our commitment to not use AI in any of our articles. AI doesn’t just result in worse products—it hurts the environment, human creativity, and floods the internet with slop.
Our commitment to avoid AI use here at [Organization Name] is not only a moral position—it’s also an environmental one. Data centers like those used for AI consume massive amounts of electricity and water—resources that can and should go to families and homes instead of producing mediocre satire articles.
Other groups with fewer moral qualms are more than happy to embrace AI and give all the thinking over to the machines. For us, integrity is non-negotiable—it’s about giving our articles a soul. It’s important to us that we retain our individuality that makes us special, and this individuality is best illustrated through the lasting, unique impression that [Organization Name] has left on countless students at [University Name]. This reputation is very important to us—we promise never to break the trust that we have built with you over the years.
Our sacred promise to you, from everyone at [Organization Name] is that we will never, ever use AI to write our articles or generate graphics. AI might take away our jobs, but it will never take away the human soul of our writing.
Would you like me to make it sound more journalistic (with a more professional tone) or more like a manifesto (angrier and more passionate)?
Efrain Ortiz contributed reporting for this article.
Image credit: May Ferry
