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Northeastern Captures BU President, BU to Become Satellite Campus
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Northeastern Captures BU President, BU to Become Satellite Campus

BOSTON, United States (Trusty Husky) — In an early morning press conference, our glorious leader Joseph Aoun announced the successful capture of BU President Melissa…

Trusty Husky Editors January 9, 2026

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