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Steast to be Ritually Slaughtered to Address Wi-Fi Speed Complaints

Amid a recent avalanche of complaints about Northeastern’s Wi-Fi speed, Northeastern IT has decided to sacrifice Stetson East Dining Hall to NUWave to increase its…

Trusty Husky Editors February 10, 2026February 10, 2026

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