LinkedIn to Introduce New Webcam Surveillance Feature
In a recent stockholder meeting, LinkedIn CEO Chad McBusiness announced a new feature exclusive for LinkedIn Premium users. In a partnership with the National Security…
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Orange Line to Close Every Weekend Until 2095
The MBTA announced this Friday that the Orange Line will be replaced with shuttle buses between North Station and Forest Hills every weekend until 2095.…
Class of ’26 Senior Events Catalogue Accidentally Features Activities Meant for Nursing Home
In a complete mix-up, the events catalogue intended for the Northeastern graduating class of '26 was accidentally replaced by a catalogue intended for a nursing…
Wollaston’s Heroically Raises Prices to Save Shoppers From Themselves
In a bold act of humanitarianism, local luxury grocery emporium Wollaston’s Market has announced it will be raising its prices "dramatically and unapologetically" in an…
Student Inadvertently Completes Marathon While Searching for Open Outlet at Snell Library
In an impressive athletic achievement, average joe Joseph Median walked an entire 26.2 miles while searching for a space with an outlet in Snell Library…
Northeastern Rated 253rd out of 257 Schools for Free Speech
Recently it has come to our attention that Northeastern has been rated 253rd out of 257 schools in the US for free speech, receiving an…
Satan to Institute New 10th Circle of Hell for People Who Ride Electric Scooters on the Sidewalk
In a recent press release, the Prince of Darkness proclaimed,"In all of my time witnessing the scope of potential malevolent acts, nothing has mystified me…
Op-ed: President Aoun’s Monk-like Existence Should Inspire Us All
Given how busy everyday life can be for us college students, it can be easy to forget the importance of the simple pleasures of life.…
Northeastern to Partner with McDonalds, Announces McCo-ops
In the face of more difficult employment prospects and increasingly competitive co-ops, Northeastern University has announced a most ingenious remedy to the situation. Many students…
Snell Basement Connected to Snell Basement
Thanks to a series of ambitious and absurdly expensive renovations now being called “The Even Bigger Dig,” Snell basement has been successfully connected to Snell…