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BREAKING: 5 Northeastern Students Injured After Assuming ‘Severe Lizard Warning’ Was A Typo

LIVE UPDATE: NUPD FORCED INTO RETREAT BY SEVERE LIZARD, NATIONAL GUARD TO TAKE OVER OPERATIONS. BREAKING: A Severe Lizard has already injured 5 Northeastern students…

Trusty Husky Editors March 12, 2026

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