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Guy Day Trading Crypto in Class has Lost More Money than You Will Ever Make

Local 3rd year finance major Monet Richman has lost more money on cryptocurrency than you will ever make. After “investing” over $2.7 million of his…

Trusty Husky Editors January 24, 2026January 24, 2026

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