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Satan to Institute New 10th Circle of Hell for People Who Ride Electric Scooters on the Sidewalk

In a recent press release, the Prince of Darkness proclaimed,"In all of my time witnessing the scope of potential malevolent acts, nothing has mystified me…

Trusty Husky Editors October 9, 2025October 9, 2025

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