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Want a Job in the Military Industrial Complex? Moralists HATE This ONE Simple Trick!
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Want a Job in the Military Industrial Complex? Moralists HATE This ONE Simple Trick!

The recent post-grad job market has been rather difficult for many, pushing many engineering students to work at the place they all secretly knew they…

Trusty Husky Editors October 29, 2025October 29, 2025
Northeastern University Announces Lockheed Martin Auditorium
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Northeastern University Announces Lockheed Martin Auditorium

In response to student demands that the school better reflect its ties to the United States military industrial complex, Northeastern University has announced that it…

Trusty Husky Editors September 29, 2025September 29, 2025

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