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Orange Line to Close Every Weekend Until 2095
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Orange Line to Close Every Weekend Until 2095

The MBTA announced this Friday that the Orange Line will be replaced with shuttle buses between North Station and Forest Hills every weekend until 2095.…

Trusty Husky Editors October 20, 2025

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