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Steast to be Ritually Slaughtered to Address Wi-Fi Speed Complaints
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Steast to be Ritually Slaughtered to Address Wi-Fi Speed Complaints

Amid a recent avalanche of complaints about Northeastern’s Wi-Fi speed, Northeastern IT has decided to sacrifice Stetson East Dining Hall to NUWave to increase its…

Trusty Husky Editors February 10, 2026February 10, 2026
Northeastern Announces OLDwave, Telegraph Service to Begin “Soon”
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Northeastern Announces OLDwave, Telegraph Service to Begin “Soon”

Northeastern has been forced to take drastic measures following the continuous and unending failure of the Wi-Fi network that is NUwave. Today marks the start…

Trusty Husky Editors November 19, 2025November 19, 2025

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