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Northeastern Announces Dining Hall Security Reforms to Stop Utensil Thefts

Due to a worsening campus-wide spoon shortage, starting Monday dining halls will be equipped with metal detectors and exit bouncers who will do a full…

Trusty Husky Editors November 8, 2025

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