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Green Line’s Hunger for Human Flesh “Dangerously Unsatisfied”
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Green Line’s Hunger for Human Flesh “Dangerously Unsatisfied”

The Green Line has built a reputation not only for being slow, noisy, and inefficient, but also for being deadly. Between its many derailments, propensity…

Trusty Husky Editors December 5, 2025December 6, 2025
MBTA to Deploy Mythical Three-Headed Dog Cerberus to Eat Fare Evaders
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MBTA to Deploy Mythical Three-Headed Dog Cerberus to Eat Fare Evaders

Recent financial constraints on the MBTA have forced drastic measures to ensure that the transportation organization operates with minimal financial losses. In a startling but…

Trusty Husky Editors November 3, 2025November 3, 2025
MBTA: Fare Officers on the Green Line “In the near future”
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MBTA: Fare Officers on the Green Line “In the near future”

Early Tuesday morning, the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority warned once again that fare officers were to be deployed, like, really soon. Citing $2.8 billion in…

Trusty Husky Editors September 30, 2025

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