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Devastated Northeastern Student Receives Brutal Rejection on Valentine’s Day
Campus Happenings

Devastated Northeastern Student Receives Brutal Rejection on Valentine’s Day

Local Northeastern student May Den-Leth came crying to Trusky Husky reporters earlier today following an absolutely savage rejection. “I was genuinely looking forward to staying…

Trusty Husky Editors February 14, 2026February 14, 2026
Want a Job in the Military Industrial Complex? Moralists HATE This ONE Simple Trick!
Campus Happenings

Want a Job in the Military Industrial Complex? Moralists HATE This ONE Simple Trick!

The recent post-grad job market has been rather difficult for many, pushing many engineering students to work at the place they all secretly knew they…

Trusty Husky Editors October 29, 2025October 29, 2025
Khoury Students Fight to the Death Over Last Remaining CS Co-op
Campus Happenings

Khoury Students Fight to the Death Over Last Remaining CS Co-op

As the computer science market continues to remain extremely competitive, Khoury students have been pushed to new extremes to secure their co-ops. In a dramatic…

Trusty Husky Editors October 27, 2025
LinkedIn to Introduce New Webcam Surveillance Feature
National Events

LinkedIn to Introduce New Webcam Surveillance Feature

In a recent stockholder meeting, LinkedIn CEO Chad McBusiness announced a new feature exclusive for LinkedIn Premium users. In a partnership with the National Security…

Trusty Husky Editors October 21, 2025
Northeastern to Partner with McDonalds, Announces McCo-ops
Campus Happenings

Northeastern to Partner with McDonalds, Announces McCo-ops

In the face of more difficult employment prospects and increasingly competitive co-ops, Northeastern University has announced a most ingenious remedy to the situation. Many students…

Trusty Husky Editors October 6, 2025

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