It’s a well known fact that Northeastern University expands to a new location every day, establishing satellite campuses faster than the real life British Empire established colonies. Today marks a special day, because from now on, the sun will no longer set on the Northeastern Empire. Thanks to the multitude of satellite campuses, Northeastern is now in an excellent position to not only provide students with a truly global education, but also to control global trade routes and project naval supremacy anywhere in the world.
This rapid expansion of the Northeastern campus network has resulted in the school not only becoming the #1 largest university by enrollment, but also the 3rd largest country by landmass. Thanks to his leadership through these new developments, President Aoun has now been declared Emperor of the Northeastern Empire and will oversee the continued expansion of our glorious regime. “Everything the sun touches is our birthright,” Emperor Aoun was quoted as saying before fully annexing the city of London itself into the Northeastern campus network. At press time, God Emperor Aoun had declared a one world government after achieving total world domination.
