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Student Says Her Co-op with DHS/ICE “Really Opened My Eyes to How Many Immigrants There Are”
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Student Says Her Co-op with DHS/ICE “Really Opened My Eyes to How Many Immigrants There Are”

Some Northeastern students show their passion for international relations through studying abroad in Northern Ireland through the NUin program. But for second-year International Relations and…

Trusty Husky Editors November 21, 2025
Op-ed: An Ardent Defense of the Krentzman Quad Loofahs
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Op-ed: An Ardent Defense of the Krentzman Quad Loofahs

There’s something wrong on campus this year. Have you noticed it? Perhaps it’s the fear of an incoming economic disaster on a scale unseen since…

Trusty Husky Editors November 15, 2025November 15, 2025
Op-ed: We Need to Triple Aoun’s Salary
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Op-ed: We Need to Triple Aoun’s Salary

It’s recently come to my attention that our glorious president, Joseph Aoun (blessed be his name) has fallen all the way down to the 27th…

Trusty Husky Editors October 23, 2025October 23, 2025
Op-ed: Snell Library Needs More of Those Weird Squiggly Benches
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Op-ed: Snell Library Needs More of Those Weird Squiggly Benches

Yeah, that’s right, I’m talking about those weird squiggly benches that don’t have any desks on them. Some might criticize those benches as “something that…

Trusty Husky Editors October 14, 2025October 14, 2025
Op-ed: President Aoun’s Monk-like Existence Should Inspire Us All
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Op-ed: President Aoun’s Monk-like Existence Should Inspire Us All

Given how busy everyday life can be for us college students, it can be easy to forget the importance of the simple pleasures of life.…

Trusty Husky Editors October 7, 2025
Op-ed: We Need to be More Antisocial
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Op-ed: We Need to be More Antisocial

It’s a classic experience that all Northeastern students inevitably have; going to Snell library with the intention of studying, only to find that the library…

Trusty Husky Editors October 1, 2025October 1, 2025

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