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Santa’s Sleigh Shot Down Over Venezuelan Airspace
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Santa’s Sleigh Shot Down Over Venezuelan Airspace

Santa Claus' sleigh was confirmed to have crashed Wednesday night in the Venezuelan state of Carabobo. Paramedics dispatched from the nearby city of Valencia pronounced…

Trusty Husky Editors December 26, 2025December 26, 2025
Duo Security Releases Plan to Add Five Additional Layers of Verification
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Duo Security Releases Plan to Add Five Additional Layers of Verification

Online security is more important than ever, and Northeastern heroically protects our noble students through online authentication apps like Duo Security. Fortunately, Duo Security has…

Trusty Husky Editors October 26, 2025October 26, 2025
LinkedIn to Introduce New Webcam Surveillance Feature
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LinkedIn to Introduce New Webcam Surveillance Feature

In a recent stockholder meeting, LinkedIn CEO Chad McBusiness announced a new feature exclusive for LinkedIn Premium users. In a partnership with the National Security…

Trusty Husky Editors October 21, 2025

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