Snell Basement Connected to Snell Basement
Thanks to a series of ambitious and absurdly expensive renovations now being called “The Even Bigger Dig,” Snell basement has been successfully connected to Snell…
Category: Campus Happenings
Northeastern to Institute Winner-Take-All Battle to Death as Part of Admissions Process
In recent years, Northeastern has seen a remarkable growth in the number of applicants. As a result, our former commuter school has neither the infrastructure…
Sun Never Sets on Northeastern Empire
It’s a well known fact that Northeastern University expands to a new location every day, establishing satellite campuses faster than the real life British Empire…
Northeastern Announces NUin Pyongyang
In response to student-led demands that Northeastern “send more first year students abroad to prop up admissions numbers,” university administration has announced a new NUin…
Northeastern University Announces Lockheed Martin Auditorium
In response to student demands that the school better reflect its ties to the United States military industrial complex, Northeastern University has announced that it…
Book Spotted in Snell Library
A shocking sighting of an honest to goodness paperback book in Snell library has sent Northeastern students into a frenzy, and left many wondering what…
Northeastern Renames Centennial to Centviginseptennial Common
As part of broader attempts to make Northeastern University a more modern campus, university President Joseph Aoun announced that from now on, Centennial Common will…