Northeastern Captures BU President, BU to Become Satellite Campus
BOSTON, United States (Trusty Husky) — In an early morning press conference, our glorious leader Joseph Aoun announced the successful capture of BU President Melissa…
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Green Line’s Hunger for Human Flesh “Dangerously Unsatisfied”
The Green Line has built a reputation not only for being slow, noisy, and inefficient, but also for being deadly. Between its many derailments, propensity…
MBTA to Deploy Mythical Three-Headed Dog Cerberus to Eat Fare Evaders
Recent financial constraints on the MBTA have forced drastic measures to ensure that the transportation organization operates with minimal financial losses. In a startling but…
Orange Line to Close Every Weekend Until 2095
The MBTA announced this Friday that the Orange Line will be replaced with shuttle buses between North Station and Forest Hills every weekend until 2095.…
MBTA: Fare Officers on the Green Line “In the near future”
Early Tuesday morning, the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority warned once again that fare officers were to be deployed, like, really soon. Citing $2.8 billion in…