Who we are: The Trusty Husky
The Trusty Husky was founded in 2025 to address the crippling satire crisis here at Northeastern University. Facing a terrible dearth of satire, we here at the Trusty Husky got tired of hearing your incessant whining and decided instead to release the world’s most popular and truthful* satire publication. With an annual readership of over 67 billion people, and a writing staff of over 2,000 monkeys on typewriters, we have become not only the largest newspaper in the history of the world, but also the largest employer of monkeys in the East Coast.
Our Mission:
We here at the Trusty Husky believe that facts are optional and news is meant to be enjoyed. We safely and efficiently extract the newsiest news juice of the day and boil it down into a delicious and savory infotaining bisque. Unlike other inferior news publications, we proudly wear our biases and mistakes on our sleeve. We are pro-Northeastern, anti-BU, and are happy to change our beliefs as the political environment demands. We promise that we will never bow to external pressure unless we really stand to gain financially from doing so.
Where to Find Us:
The Trusty Husky is officially advertised on Reddit under the account u/TrustyHuskyNEU and on Instagram under trustyhuskyneu. Any other accounts are impostors and are not to be trusted under any conditions!
Disclaimer:
The Trusty Husky is a satirical newspaper. All names used are fictitious, except in cases where public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.