Santa’s Sleigh Shot Down Over Venezuelan Airspace
Santa Claus' sleigh was confirmed to have crashed Wednesday night in the Venezuelan state of Carabobo. Paramedics dispatched from the nearby city of Valencia pronounced…
Month: December 2025
Green Line’s Hunger for Human Flesh “Dangerously Unsatisfied”
The Green Line has built a reputation not only for being slow, noisy, and inefficient, but also for being deadly. Between its many derailments, propensity…
Heartbreaking: Guy Whose Hair Looked Good Got Really Bad Haircut Over Thanksgiving
A number of reports are coming in from a variety of classes that local student Bob Cutter has come back from Thanksgiving break with far…